Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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