dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
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