i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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