I just made out with a guy for $7.
How do you jack off and text at the same time?
On my iPhone they have an app for that
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
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