she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
Randomize