So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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