I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
Randomize
