I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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