I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
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