chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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