Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
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