i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
you win again, gameday.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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