The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
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