An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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