big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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