Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Nearly got hit by a blue bell ice cream truck. Can I count on you to make plenty of puns like "her life was sweet, and so was her death" at my funeral if that was to happen?
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
How does one acquire holy water?
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
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