ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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