Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
your like the ambassador to my penis.
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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