Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
Randomize
