No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
Randomize
