There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
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