I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
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