just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
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