dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
Randomize
