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she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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