so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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