dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
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