Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
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