Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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