I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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