Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
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