Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
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