he wants to bone in the snuggie
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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