you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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