Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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