i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
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