Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Randomize
