...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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