Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
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