Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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