For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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