whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
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