So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
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