this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
Alive.
So much puke
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
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