why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Damn victory sex feels great
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
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