is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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