Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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