Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
So, the officer that worked my wreck, I'm rockin his world tonight. He saw me high on morphine in the ER. So he knows my level of crazy. Think he'll agree to wear his gun?
So many things can go wrong tonight.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
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