Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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