Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
You know how the doctor said I need to stop being vegan unless I find a way to get more protein? There's protein in beer. The doctor wants me to drink more beer.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Randomize
