It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
Randomize
