you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
Randomize
