Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
Can't talk, ducks in the car
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
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