he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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